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Stoace · 10-16-2007, 09:09 AM

John Connolly, Stirling Mortlock, Graham Henry, Richie McCaw and Jonny Wilkinson are standing before God at the throne of Heaven.

God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in."

Addressing Graham Henry & Richie McCaw first he asks, "what do you believe?"
Graham Henry looks God in the eye and states passionately,
"I believe Rugby to be the food of life in New Zealand.
Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from
both the North & South Islands. I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their country".
God looks up and offers the New Zealand coach the seat to his left.

He then turns to John Connolly & Stirling Mortlock, "and you, John, what do you believe?" John Connolly stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour, passion and flair are the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career providing a living embodiment of these traits." God, moved by the passion of the speech offers the Aussie coach the seat to his right.

Finally, he turns to Jonny Wilkinson , "and you, Jonny, what do you believe?" "I believe" says Jonny

"you're sitting in my f***ing seat."

==========================
Q. What could you do for a drowning Australian Rugby player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.

==========================

Q. What's the difference between the All Blacks and an arsonist?
A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 5 matches.

===========================

The Australian Rugby team are bringing out a new bra !

Plenty of support, Soft but with no CUP ! ! !

===========================

Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in an All Black jersey ?

The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in
order to save his family from any more embarrassment.

penetrator · 10-16-2007, 10:29 AM

Last weeks international Rugby Union schedule:

England met France - 8 pm, Saturday, 13 October, Stade De France.

South Africa met Argentina - 8pm, Sunday, 14 October, Stade De France.

Australia met New Zealand - 1pm, Monday, 8 October, Charles De Gaulle Airport.

The New Zealand all blacks have been making their contribution to reducing global warming, they gave the Australian Rugby Union team a lift home in their aeroplane.

gee · 10-16-2007, 01:04 PM

Shit its times like this i dont say i live in aussie im an American lol.

greg

10-16-2007, 09:09 AM	#21
Stoace Advanced Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: England Posts: 111 Shouts: 10 Thanks: 37 Rep Power:	I had to do it as we don't get the chance too often John Connolly, Stirling Mortlock, Graham Henry, Richie McCaw and Jonny Wilkinson are standing before God at the throne of Heaven. God looks at them and says; "before granting you a place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in." Addressing Graham Henry & Richie McCaw first he asks, "what do you believe?" Graham Henry looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe Rugby to be the food of life in New Zealand. Nothing else brings such unbridled joy to so many people from both the North & South Islands. I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the terraces supporting their country". God looks up and offers the New Zealand coach the seat to his left. He then turns to John Connolly & Stirling Mortlock, "and you, John, what do you believe?" John Connolly stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour, passion and flair are the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career providing a living embodiment of these traits." God, moved by the passion of the speech offers the Aussie coach the seat to his right. Finally, he turns to Jonny Wilkinson , "and you, Jonny, what do you believe?" "I believe" says Jonny "you're sitting in my f*ing seat." ========================== Q. What could you do for a drowning Australian Rugby player? A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway. ========================== Q. What's the difference between the All Blacks and an arsonist? A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 5 matches. =========================== The Australian Rugby team are bringing out a new bra ! Plenty of support, Soft but with no CUP ! ! ! =========================== Did you hear about the politician who was found dead in an All Black jersey ? The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from any more embarrassment. __________________ I tried work once.......................it was the worst 7 minutes of my life**

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10-16-2007, 10:29 AM	#22
penetrator Advanced Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 5,289 Shouts: 1002 Thanks: 3,455 Rep Power:	Last weeks international Rugby Union schedule: England met France - 8 pm, Saturday, 13 October, Stade De France. South Africa met Argentina - 8pm, Sunday, 14 October, Stade De France. Australia met New Zealand - 1pm, Monday, 8 October, Charles De Gaulle Airport. The New Zealand all blacks have been making their contribution to reducing global warming, they gave the Australian Rugby Union team a lift home in their aeroplane.

10-16-2007, 01:04 PM	#23
gee Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: australia Posts: 112 Shouts: 8 Thanks: 9 Rep Power:	Shit its times like this i dont say i live in aussie im an American lol. greg



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