[Frankie]

Well that was close. I think Aleem Dar has gone a bit deaf. Haddin definitely out, Hotspot from front on and audio proved that.

I knew Haddin shouldn’t have been included in the Aussie Test Squad, as he almost won the game for them today.

Next Test England should drop both Bairstow and Finn. Taylor and Onions to replace them. Won’t happen though, Finn may be left out and Bresnan brought in.

Aussies. Haddin to be deported before he does any more damage. Replacement, some Native Australian from the Northern Territories. Just tell the Abbo that methelayted spirits are available on draught in England.