[woolsey]

Sometimes,in the wee small hours when you are alone, wondering about the direction your life has taken since making the move,rocking back and forth with your head in your hands, do you not sometimes wish you had just moved in next door to cacky Larry in Nirrun, integrated yourself into pattaya society and led a nice safe life, balloon chasing,FLB member meetings, Secrets partys???

You would probably live longer, as it is its just a matter of what gets you first, the dogs taking your arms off, the birds pecking your eyes out, a cobra bite or a knife between the shoulder blades of your bird.