On my maiden voyage I picked up among others the nickname "Snogger Harris" cos I was tonguing so many birds. I then got to realise what shit these birds put in their mouths, fried cockroaches, ants, frogs, not to mention they probably just been sucking some fat sweaty blokes bell-end and so my care free days came to an end.
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Never let them think they're madder than you
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