Coupla funnies
 

First Thierry Henry, now Tiger Woods. Your move Roger Federer, your move!:punchbag:

Taking the decision to bend over and tie your shoelaces on a moving escalator injects the added thrill of a 'time limit'.:lol2:

What do you call two feminists doing the washing up?
A start.:MyEmoticons-com__po

I've just seen an advert in the lonely hearts column, "I'm a curvy girl with a bubbly personality."

Yeah, the only thing bubbly about you is the Aero in your back pocket you fat bitch.:thumbup1::thumbup1::kenny: