Why do Golfers wear Rupert the bear trousers.

is there a golf course near soi6 ?

Have you seen Callum in a kilt?:040105_emKF25_prv:

is there a golf course near soi6 ?

I heard you went 18 holes there.:oops:

is there a golf course near soi6 ?

Ye walk towards the beach from Topps and its on the corner on the right.

is there a golf course near soi6 ?

Sure...it's on Beach Road just past soi 7, on the way to soi 6...walked by it many timesdancing

I heard you went 18 holes there.:oops:


hit a few bunkers too & almost went out of bounds in hi-boss

hit a few bunkers too & almost went out of bounds in hi-boss

Hope you didn't get any penalty strokesdancing

hit a few bunkers too & almost went out of bounds in hi-boss

Did you find water?:boat:

How many strokes did you take?

Do you have small balls?:rip1:




Are we done?

Did you find water?:boat:

How many strokes did you take?

Do you have small balls?:rip1:






Are we done?


i got round in 40 strokes on that trip , my handicap has been reduced so i'll have to improve my game on the next trip... BTW i might find water on the next trip as i'm on the verge of booking for songkran

So why do golfers wear stupid clothes ?

Remember that crazy fucker whose plane fell out of the sky ? He wore really crazy clothes.

So why do golfers wear stupid clothes ?

Remember that crazy fucker whose plane fell out of the sky ? He wore really crazy clothes.



payne stewart... his trade mark them plus fours

Do the courses have ball washers?

Do the courses have ball washers?

Wery big ones.:oops:

So Darwin Awards are a distinct possibility then ?

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2063&rtn=main-topten

AND THE WINNER OF THE 2004 DARWIN AWARD SHOULD BE....



Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the b all washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome were asked to le ave the course. NOTE: This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't die. But because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act of stupidity, we have allowed it.

Damn, I winced just reading that one! :oops: